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[Tarvis]

MY MOTHER IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME? MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!

I HATE YOU RON BURGUNDY, I HATE YOU!

 

[Joe]

YOU'VE GOT A POOP MOUTH RON BURGANDY!

 

[Joe]

Good games of DOA last night with me Logan and Andrew. Yoda should've been there but ooooooooooooooh he was asleep. This time I didn't get my ass totally beaten into the ground. I killed Andrew a bunch of times and I even won against Logan a few times :O Maybe I'm getting better.

 

[Logan]

I AM COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO!

 

[Logan]

i feel like playing geometry wars :O

 

[Joe]

No...no you don't.

 

[Joe]

Oblivion's a featured game on the 360 Dashboard front blade...the gone gold announcement has GOT to come soon...

 

[Logan]

damn. the trailer got me pumped for something new, but it twas old.

but you're right, this is kickass news.

 

[Logan]

so this is now the total oblivion speculation thread.

i say it makes 3/20.

i want it.

 

[Joe]

nuh uh, i want it MORE.

 

[Logan]

well my gamer picture is kewler.

so therefore, I want it more.

 

[Joe]

:'(

 

[Tarvis]

I want free hookers

 

[Chuck Norris]

Hookers are good. One time in a recent interview, Chuck Norris told Entertainment Tonight co-host Mary Hart that his most memorable role was when he played the third breast on the hooker in "Total Recall".

 

[Joe]

I squeezed 100 points from DOA today, getting all costumes + gold and bronze in time attack tag. working on getting tengu.

 

[Logan]

i should have 1000 headshot and 1000 sniper kills from pdz, but obviously, programming a game to give me something when a certain number reaches 1000 was far too complex.

argh.

 

[Logan]

oblivion PLZ.

 

[Joe]

OBLIVION HAS GONE GOLD

IT WILL SHIP ON MARCH 20TH 2006

BE IN OUR HANDS MARCH 21ST 2006

OH WHAT A GLORIOUS FEEEEEEEEELIN'

 

[Joe]

So I rented King Kong and Kameo. Kong was kinda fun, and looked great until it crashed and I lost 1 1/2 hours of progress. I found out you can cheat to access the levels that you get achievement points on, so I'm just gonna do that.

Kameo's ok. It's got some pretty good graphics. I love HDTV.

 

[Joe]

So I did the level skip cheat to get all the Kong achievements except the last one. Easiest 800 points EVER. I did the final level and I didn't get the 200 points for beating the game...don't tell me I actually have to play every level? Fuck that, the game's not even worth it. It's 200 points but that's 5 or 6 hours I don't wanna waste on that game.

Kameo is kinda boring too. I'll blast through it today. All games seem like nothing next to Oblivion.