Wow that is a disturbing image

Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
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DIM = CHR1S FTW
theUndeadCtie = his supposed girlfriend? aww fuck I dont know.

this is just like a :minimall:


Session Start (Chr1sFTW:theUNDEADcutie): Sat Nov 03 18:42:12 2007
[18:42] theUNDEADcutie: hey
[18:42] CHR1S FTW: this is derrick
[18:42] theUNDEADcutie: hey
[18:42] CHR1S FTW: hi
[18:42] theUNDEADcutie: i called your house but you werent there
[18:42] theUNDEADcutie: so yea..
[18:42] CHR1S FTW: yea
[18:43] theUNDEADcutie: guess what
[18:43] theUNDEADcutie: i found a pic of me and my pig!
[18:43] CHR1S FTW: no wai!
[18:43] CHR1S FTW: yhey!
[18:43] theUNDEADcutie: kik
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: lol*
[18:44] CHR1S FTW: im not changin my pass either
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: ok?
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: neither am i
[18:44] CHR1S FTW: random
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: nah
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: im mad
[18:45] CHR1S FTW: why
[18:45] theUNDEADcutie: sean usually only wroites songs for me
[18:46] CHR1S FTW: and he wrote one for someone else?
[18:46] theUNDEADcutie: rei.
[18:47] CHR1S FTW: well i have been gone all day
[18:47] theUNDEADcutie: yea..
[18:47] CHR1S FTW: you got any ideas for a bf yet?
[18:47] theUNDEADcutie: ive been sitting here all day. in my room.
[18:48] CHR1S FTW: i didnt wanna leave
[18:48] CHR1S FTW: i was wanting to talk to you
[18:48] theUNDEADcutie: then why didnt you call..
[18:48] CHR1S FTW: i was gone...
[18:48] theUNDEADcutie: where
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: everywhere...grocery store, walmart, car wash
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: i saw zack at applebees today
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: walmary is the bomb!
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: really?
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: yea
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: you say anything to him?
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: no
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: why not
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: caus i was hungry
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[18:50] CHR1S FTW: i got micky dees!
[18:50] theUNDEADcutie: new lyt, song, headline..alot has changed on my page
[18:50] CHR1S FTW: l
[18:50] theUNDEADcutie: yay
[18:50] CHR1S FTW: well new song
[18:50] CHR1S FTW: for me
[18:50] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[18:50] theUNDEADcutie: pain?
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: yea
[18:51] theUNDEADcutie: yea...
[18:51] theUNDEADcutie: i love you
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: chris got to go to a fucking three days grace concert
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: i love you too
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: he doesnt even like three days grace
[18:51] theUNDEADcutie: wtf
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: i know
[18:52] CHR1S FTW: where did that ily come from?
[18:52] CHR1S FTW: just wondering
[18:52] theUNDEADcutie: what so you mean
[18:52] theUNDEADcutie: do*
[18:52] CHR1S FTW: scroll up a little
[18:52] theUNDEADcutie: what about it
[18:53] CHR1S FTW: just wonderin were it came from
[18:53] theUNDEADcutie: pain. without love.
[18:53] CHR1S FTW: oh ok it makes sense now
[18:53] theUNDEADcutie: yea...
[18:54] CHR1S FTW: i like your layout
[18:54] theUNDEADcutie: thanks..
[18:54] CHR1S FTW: lets b e happy
[18:54] theUNDEADcutie: huh?
[18:54] CHR1S FTW: lets be happy
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: nah
[18:55] CHR1S FTW: what
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: what
[18:55] CHR1S FTW: im not sure
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: ..in a way..
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[18:55] CHR1S FTW: lol
[18:55] CHR1S FTW: kinda
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: i remember that day you were like yea..no..yea!..no. ....in a way...
[18:56] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[18:56] CHR1S FTW: lol greatness
[18:56] theUNDEADcutie: shaa
[18:56] CHR1S FTW: cant believe he got to go....
[18:56] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[18:57] theUNDEADcutie: ive never been to a concert
[18:57] theUNDEADcutie: besides mine and jarishas chorus concerts
[18:57] CHR1S FTW: youve never gotton a boquet of roses?
[18:58] theUNDEADcutie: no
[18:58] CHR1S FTW: hmmmm
[18:58] CHR1S FTW: you will
[18:58] theUNDEADcutie: what do you mea
[18:58] theUNDEADcutie: n
[18:58] CHR1S FTW: youll see around your bday
[18:58] theUNDEADcutie: ok...??
[18:59] CHR1S FTW: nvm
[18:59] CHR1S FTW: chikin
[18:59] theUNDEADcutie: ;p;
[18:59] theUNDEADcutie: dangit!
[18:59] theUNDEADcutie: lol**
[19:00] CHR1S FTW: what
[19:00] theUNDEADcutie: i keep misspelling lol
[19:00] CHR1S FTW: lol
[19:00] theUNDEADcutie: i miss our orgies..
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: i love the dane cook thing about mcdonalds
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: yra
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: lol
[19:01] theUNDEADcutie: i love the dane cook vid about the BK liunge
[19:01] theUNDEADcutie: lounge*
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: brb
[19:08] CHR1S FTW: bak
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: why are you talking on his
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[19:08] CHR1S FTW: i cant sign out
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: ok?
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: why
[19:09] CHR1S FTW: idk
[19:10] CHR1S FTW: its hard..... it kills me not to be able to see you even tho were not going out
[19:10] theUNDEADcutie: yea..
[19:11] CHR1S FTW: it was just as bad when we were together
[19:11] CHR1S FTW: :[
[19:11] theUNDEADcutie: yea...
[19:13] CHR1S FTW: so what you doin?
[19:14] theUNDEADcutie: talkin to sean
[19:14] CHR1S FTW: that it?
[19:14] theUNDEADcutie: eating s&v chips
[19:14] theUNDEADcutie: IMing you and sean
[19:14] CHR1S FTW: lucky
[19:14] theUNDEADcutie: sitting
[19:15] theUNDEADcutie: breathing
[19:15] theUNDEADcutie: typing
[19:15] CHR1S FTW: omg how do you do that???lol
[19:15] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[19:15] CHR1S FTW: i wish i could do that
[19:15] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[19:17] CHR1S FTW: im gonna reedit my profile
[19:17] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[19:27] theUNDEADcutie: new song..
[19:27] CHR1S FTW: k
[19:34] theUNDEADcutie: you changing your profile
[19:34] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:37] theUNDEADcutie: it says you arent even on myspace
[19:37] CHR1S FTW: i am
[19:40] theUNDEADcutie: well
[19:40] CHR1S FTW: what
[19:41] theUNDEADcutie: just..well..
[19:41] CHR1S FTW: ok
[19:42] theUNDEADcutie: im sorry
[19:42] CHR1S FTW: why
[19:42] theUNDEADcutie: i broke up with you
[19:43] CHR1S FTW: srsly dont be
[19:43] theUNDEADcutie: why
[19:43] CHR1S FTW: because
[19:43] CHR1S FTW: theres no reason to be
[19:44] theUNDEADcutie: >.<
[19:44] theUNDEADcutie: what are you even changing about your profile
[19:44] CHR1S FTW: im trying to put byakuya on there
[19:45] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[19:45] CHR1S FTW: nvm ill put ichigoo on there
[19:46] theUNDEADcutie: mk
[19:46] theUNDEADcutie: are you keeping the table bg
[19:46] CHR1S FTW: ill try
[19:46] CHR1S FTW: why
[19:46] theUNDEADcutie: just wonderin
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: is that a problem?
[19:47] CHR1S FTW: no
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: ok them
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: then*
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: my song makes me laug
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: h
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[19:47] CHR1S FTW: lol
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: its supposed to be saddening
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: it just makes me giggle
[19:48] theUNDEADcutie: sometimes ists just razorblades and handguns..
[19:48] theUNDEADcutie: its*
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: do you have a problem with drinking away sorrow
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: ?
[19:49] CHR1S FTW: not really
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[19:49] CHR1S FTW: your not gonna are you?
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: no
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: ill only get drunk with sean
[19:50] CHR1S FTW: oh
[19:50] theUNDEADcutie: he wants his first time being drunk to be with me
[19:50] theUNDEADcutie: and im not gunna drink until that happens
[19:51] CHR1S FTW: well the first time i get drunk will be with you
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: thats gunna be a long time
[19:51] CHR1S FTW: why
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: cuz im getting drink with sean first
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: dtunk*
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: blshhh!
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: drunk*
[19:51] CHR1S FTW: but when is sean gonna do it?
[19:52] theUNDEADcutie: when we can be together
[19:52] theUNDEADcutie: thats gunna be a long time from now
[19:52] theUNDEADcutie: are you sure your first times gunna be with me?
[19:52] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:54] CHR1S FTW: profile
[19:56] CHR1S FTW: i like it
[19:56] theUNDEADcutie: i cant se anything
[19:56] CHR1S FTW: wtf
[19:56] CHR1S FTW: i can
[19:57] theUNDEADcutie: i cant
[19:57] CHR1S FTW: hmm
[19:57] theUNDEADcutie: i can only see the table bg and the lyt
[19:57] CHR1S FTW: same thing happened last time tho
[19:57] theUNDEADcutie: nug uh
[19:57] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:58] CHR1S FTW: ily
[19:58] CHR1S FTW: btb
[19:58] CHR1S FTW: brb
[20:04] CHR1S FTW: bak
[20:05] theUNDEADcutie: k
[20:06] CHR1S FTW: they say the devils water.. it aint so sweet... you dont have to drink right now.....but you can dip your feet.... ever once in a.... little while....
[20:06] theUNDEADcutie: huh?
[20:06] CHR1S FTW: song
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: oh ok
[20:07] CHR1S FTW: btw i technically sung for you....
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: XDD
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: you mean sang
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: im glad you did
[20:08] CHR1S FTW: yea
[20:08] CHR1S FTW: i suck tho lol
[20:08] theUNDEADcutie: like i care
[20:09] CHR1S FTW: im watching neds
[20:09] CHR1S FTW: declassified
[20:09] theUNDEADcutie: school survival guide
[20:09] theUNDEADcutie: XD
[20:09] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:12] CHR1S FTW: if you could do anything right now what would it be?
[20:13] theUNDEADcutie: hm
[20:13] theUNDEADcutie: idk
[20:13] CHR1S FTW: think of something
[20:13] CHR1S FTW: anything
[20:13] theUNDEADcutie: anything?
[20:13] theUNDEADcutie: see you
[20:14] CHR1S FTW: :]
[20:14] theUNDEADcutie: you?
[20:14] CHR1S FTW: mine would be go back out with you
[20:14] CHR1S FTW: damn
[20:14] theUNDEADcutie: :]
[20:14] theUNDEADcutie: damn what
[20:14] CHR1S FTW: distance
[20:14] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:15] CHR1S FTW: ironic... this episode was about neds gf movin away and him being sad
[20:15] CHR1S FTW: basically the same thing
[20:15] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:16] CHR1S FTW: god i miss you
[20:16] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:18] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:18] CHR1S FTW: im blogging this
[20:18] theUNDEADcutie: what
[20:18] CHR1S FTW:
And sometimes you close your eyes
and see the place where you used to live
When you were young
[20:18] theUNDEADcutie: ok? song
[20:19] CHR1S FTW: yea
[20:19] CHR1S FTW: You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand
[20:20] CHR1S FTW: i think you know that song
[20:20] theUNDEADcutie: shaa
[20:21] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:22] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:22] CHR1S FTW: see my profile yet?
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: listen
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: this guy
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: jase
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: just asked me out
[20:24] CHR1S FTW: and
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: should i date him
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: i dont really know him
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: but if you want
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: idc
[20:25] theUNDEADcutie: are you sure
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: its your life
[20:25] theUNDEADcutie: ad your in it too
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: but i dont control it
[20:25] theUNDEADcutie: i know that
[20:25] theUNDEADcutie: ugh
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: umm
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[20:26] CHR1S FTW: you told me once you kinda didnt like him but w.e
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: i know
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: but w/
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: e
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: hes liked me since the 4th grade
[20:27] CHR1S FTW: do you like him
[20:27] CHR1S FTW: for him
[20:27] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:27] theUNDEADcutie: i guess
[20:28] CHR1S FTW: hmmmm....
[20:28] theUNDEADcutie: weve been really good friends forever
[20:28] CHR1S FTW: should you risk that friendship?
[20:28] theUNDEADcutie: idk]
[20:29] CHR1S FTW: well then
[20:29] CHR1S FTW: im not sure
[20:29] CHR1S FTW: ummm
[20:30] CHR1S FTW: hey im a gambler and if i was you id try it
[20:30] theUNDEADcutie: lol ok
[20:31] CHR1S FTW: i just hope (not in the bad way) that your available when i move
[20:31] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[20:31] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:31] CHR1S FTW: tell him i said hes lucky
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: how are you talkin to him?
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: phone?
[20:33] theUNDEADcutie: no
[20:33] theUNDEADcutie: runescape
[20:33] theUNDEADcutie: rofl
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: cool
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: you say yes?
[20:34] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: k
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: ill get on
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: we can all talk
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: or
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: w/e
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: 101?
[20:34] theUNDEADcutie: shaa
[20:34] theUNDEADcutie: but shes in another world
[20:35] theUNDEADcutie: hes*
[20:35] CHR1S FTW: ask him where hes at
[20:35] CHR1S FTW: nvm
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: <><
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: its a fishie
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: XD
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: XD
[20:36] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: <.><.>
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: guess what that is
[20:37] CHR1S FTW: hmm i wonder
[20:37] CHR1S FTW: eyes
[20:37] theUNDEADcutie: shaa
[20:38] CHR1S FTW: btw if you dint know my name is iljry
[20:39] CHR1S FTW: didnt*
[20:39] theUNDEADcutie: are you just trying to make me feel bad?
[20:39] CHR1S FTW: how would that make you feel bad?
[20:39] theUNDEADcutie: take a guess -.-
[20:40] CHR1S FTW: caus we broke up?
[20:40] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:40] CHR1S FTW: i made it before we broke up
[20:40] theUNDEADcutie: i know
[20:41] CHR1S FTW: whats your name?
[20:42] theUNDEADcutie: Jenna<3Bear
[20:42] CHR1S FTW: lol k
[20:42] theUNDEADcutie: duh
[20:42] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:43] CHR1S FTW: guess what color hair i got?..
[20:43] theUNDEADcutie: brown?
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: no
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: cyan
[20:44] theUNDEADcutie: omg
[20:44] theUNDEADcutie: died?
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: ...
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: no
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: i wish
[20:44] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: im gonna get a streak soon
[20:44] theUNDEADcutie: marker?
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: no
[20:45] theUNDEADcutie: how
[20:45] CHR1S FTW: im not sure
[20:45] CHR1S FTW: but its comin out
[20:45] theUNDEADcutie: take a pi!
[20:45] theUNDEADcutie: pic!
[20:45] CHR1S FTW: no cam:[
[20:45] theUNDEADcutie: wtf
[20:46] theUNDEADcutie: why
[20:46] CHR1S FTW: they dont have one
[20:46] theUNDEADcutie: gay!!!
[20:46] theUNDEADcutie: wait
[20:46] theUNDEADcutie: then how does chris get all his pics?
[20:47] CHR1S FTW: how would i know?
[20:47] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:47] theUNDEADcutie: ask maybe?
[20:47] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:47] CHR1S FTW: hes gone tho
[20:48] theUNDEADcutie: where would he be
[20:48] CHR1S FTW: he just got back from the three days grace concert......
[20:48] theUNDEADcutie: -.-
[20:53] theUNDEADcutie: i found a good song
[20:54] CHR1S FTW: which one?
[20:54] theUNDEADcutie: wonder- megan mccauley
[20:55] CHR1S FTW: k
[20:55] CHR1S FTW: you still on runescape?
[20:55] theUNDEADcutie: yea -.-
[20:55] theUNDEADcutie: jarisas bein a major bitch
[20:55] theUNDEADcutie: im screaming my face off
[20:55] CHR1S FTW: srry
[20:59] theUNDEADcutie: ill ttyl
[20:59] theUNDEADcutie: k??
[20:59] CHR1S FTW: ok
[20:59] CHR1S FTW: when
[20:59] theUNDEADcutie: shes finally letting me on
[21:00] CHR1S FTW: ily
[21:00] theUNDEADcutie: il2
[21:00] theUNDEADcutie: bye
[21:00] CHR1S FTW: bye
Session Close (theUNDEADcutie): Sat Nov 03 23:29:20 2007
 

Dave

We'll bang, okay?
Senior Member
Oct 7, 2006
3,313
Logan, when you die the world will create a statue of you beside the Statue of Liberty.

THIS



IS




THE




GREATEST




THING





EVER


Holy shit. And here I was thinking making fun of Dim couldn't get any easier.

I gotta ask...how'd you find this gold?
 

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,874
Chris sent it to him.

Fuck you Joe READ IT.

I told him to post it, and I'm glad I did!
 

Bronson

I'll need a badge.
Nov 10, 2003
3,019
dave chris was SOOO worried about this getting back to dim, so for right now, dont say anything. we'll bust it out the next time they really piss us off.
 

Bronson

I'll need a badge.
Nov 10, 2003
3,019
turns out i dont have to pay my cable bill this month! in fact they owe me 5 bucks off the next payment!

which is great cause i'm broke!
 
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