Who would win?
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- Oct 7, 2006
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http://forums.gamerhandles.com/threads/620-PvP-Thread
This is about as blasphemus as it gets on Gamerhandles. You have broken the sanctity of the holy PVP thread.
This is about as blasphemus as it gets on Gamerhandles. You have broken the sanctity of the holy PVP thread.
- Nov 10, 2003
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Arnorld offers Duke a whore, which Duke gladly accepts. Turned out the whore had AIDS, and Duke dies a horrible painful death.
WINNER: Arnold
Dave vs. Ubertrance
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Mario would hit sonic in the face with a lead pipe.
Winner: Mario
Ronald McDonald VS Colonel Sanders
Winner: Mario
Ronald McDonald VS Colonel Sanders
- Nov 10, 2003
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They both start arguing, but get tired quickly and decide to go get something to eat. When they get out on the street they feel an unusual presence. Suddenly, out of nowhere, comes THE RUSSIAN! He quickly disposes of them.
Winner:
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Link is basically standing around due to his game being in a perpetual state of limbo. Cloud is being his usual mopey self and decided to shuffle his ass over to the Haywood Mall and go shopping at hot topic. Little did Cloud know that Link was also there and just bought the last "Transformers 3" t-shirt. Infuriated, Cloud sets his sights on Link and begins to give chase. Link manages to hookshot over a long line of people that Cloud tries to bowl through. Upon scattering the people and losing his balance, Cloud looks up to see that he has actually ran into a group of people waiting in line to meet none other than RIC FLAIR. Realizing his mistake, Cloud makes a break for it. Ric, being as deliberate and fair as he could, lets forth a mighty "HEY YOU! FAT BOY WITH THE BIG SWORD! ASSUME THE POSITION!" Cloud continues to run. Ric lets forth his final warning, a thunderous ASSUME! THE POSITION! FATBOY! Once again, Cloud fails to heed the warning and runs as fast as humanly possible in the other direction. Afterwards, Cloud checks over his shoulder to make sure he's escaped, and satisfied with the lack of stylin' and profilin' behind him, he returns his gaze forward. However, the only image he saw as he peered forward was...
Ric lets forth a mighty "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the force of which was so strong that it disintegrated all of Cloud's skin. Skinless, Cloud just stands there helplessly as Ric delivers a knife hand chop so powerful that it not only reduces Cloud to subatomic particles, but it creates a cataclysm so massive that it takes out 100 city blocks.
Afterwards, Ric Flair and Magneto stop by Sbarro's and have a couple of slices of pizza.
Winner: THE NAAAAAAAAAAAAATURE BOY!
Garrus
VS
Mayor Mike Haggar
Ric lets forth a mighty "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the force of which was so strong that it disintegrated all of Cloud's skin. Skinless, Cloud just stands there helplessly as Ric delivers a knife hand chop so powerful that it not only reduces Cloud to subatomic particles, but it creates a cataclysm so massive that it takes out 100 city blocks.
Afterwards, Ric Flair and Magneto stop by Sbarro's and have a couple of slices of pizza.
Winner: THE NAAAAAAAAAAAAATURE BOY!
Garrus
VS
Mayor Mike Haggar
- Nov 10, 2003
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Wait wait wait, this is sacrilege. The PVP thread ended April 23, 2009 at approximately 1:11 AM.
Logan said:Dwight is talking to the bears guys about the threat that bears pose to America. Ric Flair descends to Earth which causes an impact that can only be described as cataclysmic. After the dust clears, Flair takes a deep breath and lets forth a colossal "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The warcry is so powerful that it destroys the Earth and all planets around it. What happened to the moon you ask? The force of the WOOOO quickly encased the Moon, and sensing that their death was imminent, Liam Neeson delivered a mighty throat chop so powerful that it made the entire universe collapse upon itself thus killing everyone who wasn't on the Moon and ending the PVP thread forever.
THE END.
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