Link is basically standing around due to his game
being in a perpetual state of limbo. Cloud is being his usual mopey self and decided to shuffle his ass over to the Haywood Mall and go shopping at hot topic. Little did Cloud know that Link was also there and just bought the last "Transformers 3" t-shirt. Infuriated, Cloud sets his sights on Link and begins to give chase. Link manages to hookshot over a long line of people that Cloud tries to bowl through. Upon scattering the people and losing his balance, Cloud looks up to see that he has actually ran into a group of people waiting in line to meet none other than RIC FLAIR. Realizing his mistake, Cloud makes a break for it. Ric, being as deliberate and fair as he could, lets forth a mighty "HEY YOU! FAT BOY WITH THE BIG SWORD! ASSUME THE POSITION!" Cloud continues to run. Ric lets forth his final warning, a thunderous
ASSUME! THE POSITION! FATBOY! Once again, Cloud fails to heed the warning and runs as fast as humanly possible in the other direction. Afterwards, Cloud checks over his shoulder to make sure he's escaped, and satisfied with the lack of stylin' and profilin' behind him, he returns his gaze forward. However, the only image he saw as he peered forward was...
Ric lets forth a mighty "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the force of which was so strong that it disintegrated all of Cloud's skin. Skinless, Cloud just stands there helplessly as Ric delivers a knife hand chop so powerful that it not only reduces Cloud to subatomic particles, but it creates a cataclysm so massive that it takes out 100 city blocks.
Afterwards, Ric Flair and Magneto stop by Sbarro's and have a couple of slices of pizza.
Winner: THE NAAAAAAAAAAAAATURE BOY!
Garrus
VS
Mayor Mike Haggar