Who is Crazier?

[Joe]

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I bring you a truly epic match-up of stupid brainwashed morons! In the red corner:

SCIENTOLOGISTS
Well, just read the wikipedia article about them.

And in the blue corner:

YOUNG EARTH CREATIONISTS
People who believe that God created the Earth, as it is now, about 6000 years ago.

And in the yellow corner:

Travis
What a crazy motherfucker!

So who is more batshit insane?

 

[Tarvis]

Young Earth Creationists are because scientologists might have a (very slim chance in hell) of actually having some truth to it.

 

[Joe]

Scientology has about as much chance of being true as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They were both made up for shits and giggles.

But hey maybe I'm just saying that cause my thetan levels are too high! Or low! Or something.

 

[Tarvis]

I'm an Alien

 

[Joe]

New poll option, first post edited

 

[Tarvis]

>:[

 

[Dave]

I don't know what the fuck we're talking about, so I just voted Travis.

 

[Joe]

It's not that difficult to comprehend

 

[Dave]

I meant that in that in a sense that I didn't read any of it, saw Travis' name in the poll and clicked on it.

CALM DOWN

 

[Logan]

Whammy.

 

[Joe]

Maybe you should have read it then

 

[Dave]

that would require effort, and im not a big fan of that sometimes.

 

[Joe]

tsk tsk

 

[Patrick]

scientology GAY

 

[Joe]

at least young earth creationist beliefs can be easily factually proven false

scientologists can just be like LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING THETANS BLAH