UPS Sucks.

[Tarvis]

THE PACKAGE WAS MISSED AT THE UPS FACILITY, UPS WILL DELIVER ON THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY[X]

Is this their equivalent to "lol whoops!"? How the hell do you MISS a big 17lb box.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[Joe]

What's in the box, huh? Drugs? Is it crack? You doin crack now? Where'd you get it? Give me a name!