The I hate my job thread

[Tarvis]

Some guy tried to hug me. I dont need to say anymore.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

I don't mind my job. I sit in front of a computer all day. Usually playing the arcade games here, or looking up random shit on wikipedia, or chatting with my wife. Plus the whole Mon-Fri 9-5 setup is nice.

 

[Tarvis]

>:[

 

[Dave]

.

 

[Tarvis]

come work here, we are understaffed

 

[Joe]

What's wrong with a hug?

 

[Bayli]

For the most part, I liek my job! The customers, however, I do not like.
I like the majority of the people I work with. I get a lot of respect. I do my job well!
It's kind of like a home to me. ;w;

 

[Joe]

D'aww

 

[Tarvis]

dude a hug from a gay man i will not tolerate

 

[Joe]

Afraid you'll catch the gay?

 

[Tarvis]

afraid theyll catch me. its just weird

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

Yeah, I don't have anything against homosexuals, but I wouldn't feel comfortable getting a hug from a man that could potentially be sexually attracted to me.

 

[Joe]

I DON'T HATE GAYS

BUT IF SOME FAGGOT EVER TRIES TO TOUCH ME

Dad there's a bird in the house!

 

[Bayli]

a lesbian squeezed my boob one time. it was weird!

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

hawt

 

[Bayli]

no she was really disgusting.

;_;

 

[Joe]

THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE

 

[Tarvis]

dykes

 

[Joe]

Damnit these fish sticks are hard as tits

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

If some gay guy grabbed my penis I would probably beat him to death with my shoe.