Step into my time machine!

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
Let's go 10 years into the future! Where do you want to be in 2018, but more importantly, where do you think you'll actually be in 2018?

I hope to be working an awesome high-paid job as a professional ass-kicker. Every night I will go home to my beautiful wife and have hot hot sex.

In reality, I will be stocking shelves at the supermarket. My porn collection will have grown so vast it will literally destroy the foundations of the building in which it is stored. My post count will be astronomical - mathematicians will have to invent new words for it.
 

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,866
Boning hot bitches 24/7, and by hot bitches i mean my girlfriend.

Probably gonna be alone, broke, still at ass whiping job, and playing ffxi. lol!

oh and of course, the website will have changed names another 953 times, and still won't have any content.
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
website will be finalfantasy17force.com
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
Also, me and Travis will be the only people still on this site besides the new improved bitch bot and his legion of robot faggots.
 

Bronson

I'll need a badge.
Nov 10, 2003
3,019
Commentating the Rose Bowl for ABC. During commercials I'll make out with the cheerleaders.

I'll probably be commentating the Furman football game, and during commercials I'll be eating Zaxby's and checking the forums.
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
Or maybe I'll be dead having said something to a large man at a rock concert that at the time seemed unspeakably amusing
 

Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,182
I'll be retired. Mega rich. Be waist deep in sex. I'll also be the worlds first pirate-astronaut.

I'll probably be working at Chili's still and waddling my ass into bojangles for some grubbin.
 

Natalie

Monkeys killing monkeys
Senior Member
Nov 20, 2007
1,140
No joke if im alive.. prolly
either
in a strip club
on the street.
on tv
or
in magazines...

Or making a shit load of money married to a 80 yr old man waiting for him to die so i can inherit his money..
 

Bayli

Weeaboo Queen
Senior Member
Oct 15, 2006
3,373
still at ass whiping job,

Omgggg. We've been over this onceeee. It's wiping. Your ass will still be in school because you can't spell bitchhhh!

I'm going to be werkin' at GameStop. With about a million cats in my rundown apartment.
Or marry John Krasinski and not have to work another day in my life!

I think second choice is a definite.
 

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,866
Omgggg. We've been over this onceeee. It's wiping. Your ass will still be in school because you can't spell bitchhhh!

More than once, and i do it so you'll post something about it.
 

Bayli

Weeaboo Queen
Senior Member
Oct 15, 2006
3,373
Why would you keep misspelling wipe just so I would point it out!
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
Man it seems to me like the first two posts in here are already lookin pretty accurate!
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
So I remembered I made this thread. We're more than halfway between 2008 and 2018.

Right now I work a menial corporate job I can't stand, and drink a lot. Eh, could be worse.

Also I made a post saying: "website will be finalfantasy17force.com" - if Final Fantasy 17 is out in 2018 I will pay everybody who replies to this $500. Given that FF15 won't be out until 2015 earliest, probably 2016, I feel like that's a safe bet on my part.
 

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,866
Come on easy money. No whammies, no whammies. STOP!

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Dave

We'll bang, okay?
Senior Member
Oct 7, 2006
3,297
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