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Seriously guys, check this shit out. Keep in mind I've edited the spaces between the lines because they were about 10 times longer.

THERE WAS A BOY

WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A GURL

WHO WAS 14

BUT HE DIDNT NO WAT TO DO

SO HE SAID

SHOULD I TLK TO HER

OR

SHOULD I JUS KISS HER

BUT THEN HE DECIDED TO TLK TO HER

SO TTHEY TLKED

BOY-HII

GURL-HI

BOY-WAT R U DOIN

GURL-NUTTIN

BOY-DO U HAVE A BOYFRIEND

GURL-NO

BOY-DO U WANT ONE

GURL-HE HAS TO BE NICE AND SWEET AND NOT SHADY

BOY-DO U LIKE ME

GURL-NOT REALLY

BOY-OHH OK

GURL-R U MAD

BOY-NO

GURL-OK


THEN HE LEFT

AND WENT HOME

ADN FOUND A GUN IN HIS DADS DRAW

THEN BEFORE HE DIED HE SAID

"GOD LET ME DIE FAST AND EASY"

THEN HE HEARD A VOICE THAT SOUNDED LIKE GOD

GOD-DONT DO IT IT IS NOT WORTH IT

BOY-YES IT IS SHE DONT LOVE ME

GOD-YES SHE DOES

BOY DROPS THE GUN AND SAYS

"HOW DO U NO"

GOD-BECAUSE IM GOD

AND FADED AWAY

BUT THE BOY DID NOT BELIEVE IT

SO HE PICKED UP THE GUN AND

HEARD A VOICE AGAIN AND SAID

STOP LIENG TO ME AND SHOT THE GUN AT THE VOICE

BUT WEN HE LLOKED HE SAW THE GURL OF HIS DREAMS DEAD

HE HAD KILLED THE GURL
AND THE GURL HAD CAME TO HIS HOUSE TO TELL HIM THAT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WIT HIM
AND HE SAID
HOW...HOW...HOW COU...COUL....COULD...I , baby im sorry
AND THEN HIS DAD CAME IN AND SAID "WAT HAPPENED"
AND THE BOY SAID
I...I...KILEED...HER
THEN THE BOY PICKED UP THE GUN AND KILLED HIMSELF

IF U LOVE SOME ONE SO MUCH THAT U WOULD DIE FOR THEM THEN REPOST THIS SAYING "HOW COULD I , baby im sorry" AND UR LOVE WILL CALL U OR TLK TO U ONLINE

Was that not hilariously bad? I laughed when he shot her.