I'll egg his face as well.
then load his room up with rotten eggs,
and replace evrything in his fridge with eggs, that justr happen to be equipped with a light sensitive explosive wich will make the eggs blow up on his face when he opens the fridge, then I'll break into his coputer and replace his mother board with nothing but eggs.
then make him eat my shit ( from scrambled eggs i ate earlier), then shit out my shit, then make eat my shit that was made up of my shit that i just made him eat.
then I'll super glue his ass shut after stuffing it full of hardboiled eggs.
EGGS BITCH
EGGS!