Let me support my above statement with some proof for any naysayers.
You know the check presenters they give you at restaurants? Well one nigger walked up to me, picked one up, looked at BOTH sides with an ape like expression of confusion on their face and asked if it was the menu.
There are no words on it, it is extremely small. There is no way it could possibly be a menu of any sorts. However, their tiny brains can't comprehend such things. I wanted to VOMIT.