My best friend Casey!

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Apparently Casey sent me a shirt based on a drunken request I made a year ago. Upon further inspection, it was more than a shirt! Let's look!


BEWARE OF LOGAN, THE DIAL-UP SLAYER! Monster pics!




Well at least she knew my full name.



First up, we have the nondescript metal tube, possibly useful for conking purposes. This is followed by the Petty Soul Gem which doesn't even have a soul trapped in it! Now I have to go out and fill it! Rounding out the first batch is a defunct ear thermometer and some wonderful black and white pictures of office equipment! Next time I need to check my temperature, it'll comfort me to know that I now have two broken thermometers!



The next batch is even better! We have some fantastic metal brackets/nuts and bolts that are just oozing with potential. We also have a pair of tweezers shaped like a tiny girl, which I'm now extremely proud to own. There's also a chewable pill that is either a) poison, b) made before 1976 or c) both. These items are of course complete with some more random computer parts, eraser refills for a pencil I don't have, and computer part stickers for components I don't own. Now I can fool everyone into thinking my computer is "Fueled by ATI".



Round three! Let's start out with the 3M privacy filter samples! Maybe next time I'm looking at my private picture collection, I can just keep it relegated to this one-inch square area and people will be none the wiser! This is of course flanked by a SLI bridge! It'll be good company for the other 3 I have and will never use! And since my 12 USB ports aren't enough, I now have a PS/2 adapter straight out of 1999. We also have the world's piddiliest heatsink and anchor screws. The weirdest item has got to be the calcium pills though. Now, God knows I need them, but not only is the bottle half empty, they seem to have ruptured and are actually sticking to the bottom.



Here's a fun batch! From left to right, we of course first have the NFL trading cards. Unfortunately, they're not of players, but of referees. After I was shocked that these things actually exist, I then noticed they were literally from 1991. I googled one of these guys and he's actually dead now! Next up was honestly what I thought was a pair of panties. Upon closer inspection however, it is a ghetto-skull cap thing, which I'm sure was given to me in order to better fit in with my surroundings. We'll call it "West Greenville on a Friday Night Camouflage". Finally, we have a neat page out of a Resident Evil calendar from 5 years ago. Awesome!



This one is actually really useful! I always need pens that actually write and I always need matches to cover up the smell of Chief farts! However, seeing as I haven't owned a pencil sharpener since 3rd grade, I'd need to gnaw on that thing like a squirrel to get any use out of it.



Finally, I thought this was going to be a note detailing how she raked off a persons desk into a box and shipped it to me. Nope, just a picture of the Korndoerfers! Casey looks like the offspring of Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.



Finally, I did actually dig through to a shirt and it's really comfortable! I also donned my new skull cap! Unless that really is a strange pair of panties, in which case, this is awkward.



Thanks Casey! :dance:
 

SuperAfroBoy

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Mother of god. This is all sorts of awesome. We should all mail each other boxes of random junk.
 

Barbs

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He's already taken the pregnancy test I sent last week. Another bullet dodged! Of course, all that hair fucking is paying off.
 

Tarvis

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Gonna put this here as it's how this thread makes me feel.

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Also, I completely volunteer to send anyone a box of random junk. Thrust your address at me.
 

Dave

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Mother of god. This is all sorts of awesome. We should all mail each other boxes of random junk.
This.

Casey....you didn't just open up a can of whoop ass. You opened a whole case of it!


This thread fucking delivers.
 

Casey

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Hahaha, I love this review!

Mike (for those of you who are fortunate enough to have "met" him) and I play this game with his brother and sister who work at the MD branch of our work. When we need to send important things on the transfer truck to MD, we get a box bigger than what we need and fill it with whatever "treasures" we can find. One day they caught on and started sending treasures back to us. Logan is now a part of this group and any one else who wishes to be, may. I expect treasures back from Logan at some point. The only rule is that you can't send the treasures you got from someone back to them. But you can pay them forward. There is no limit to what you can put in your treasure box. We actually got the thermometer and the girl tweezers from a box we got from MD.

If anyone wants to send me a treasure box, ask for me address.

I was thinking of explaining what the pieces of metal are, but I figure it was funnier not knowing. Babs should know what at least ONE of them is and their figure number since she used to work at National many moon ago. Also, we might be able to steal more shirts. Bill hands them out all the time and between Mike and I, we could fill a wardrobe.

I fully expect you to start taking your calcium, Logan. Heaven knows you need to.
 

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I was thinking of explaining what the pieces of metal are, but I figure it was funnier not knowing. Babs should know what at least ONE of them is and their figure number since she used to work at National many moon ago. Also, we might be able to steal more shirts. Bill hands them out all the time and between Mike and I, we could fill a wardrobe.
My first instinct was a c-clamp. It's been ... well, I guess I was a few years younger than you when I worked there, so. I'm old.

There is no way in HELL I'd remember a fucking figure number, though. I always thought the phrase "hot dip galv" was fun, though.
 
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Barbs

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Wait. WAIT. Why the hell are my arms so fucking tanned in that picture? I've never been that color in my life. My arms are darker than everything else in that picture. Am wearing armhose?
 

Casey

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Babs, it's not a c-clamp, close though. Jr. Top Beam Clamp, Figure #635. That one would be electro-galv, you can tell because of the smooth finish. HDG can be gloopy sometimes.
 

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When we need to send important things on the transfer truck to MD, we get a box bigger than what we need and fill it with whatever "treasures" we can find.
You should've probably put important in quotes. Usually I'm sending him back a game I borrowed. Although we started wrapping them more carefully when I receive Dead Space 2 and it looked like a fork lift had run it over. On second thought, it was probably the necromorphs.

Also, Hi, it's my first post. I didn't mean to be rude dawgin
 
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