Movie: The Dark Knight Rises

Logan

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Nov 10, 2003
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Wow, what a mess/letdown. Stands shoulder to shoulder with the likes of The Matrix Revolutions and Mass Effect 3 as the worst end to a trilogy ever. Shoulda recast the Joker or just quit after The Dark Knight.

3/10 only cause Catwoman was kinda hot.
 

Logan

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before seeing and after

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Logan

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Wow, that pretty much sums it up.

[video=youtube;IxAKFlpdcfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc[/video]
 

Jay

Kept you waiting, huh?
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Sep 1, 2010
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I didn't hate it, but I wasn't that impressed by it.


Not even close to the genius that is The Dark Knight.
 

Logan

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Bane's voice video

[video=youtube;QNbGDfNurfI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbGDfNurfI&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLE663B66F21979039[/video]
 

Dave

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Oct 7, 2006
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lmfao

Mix in a little Sean Connery and Mason Verger from Hannibal and that's about right.
 

scrappy

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Mar 9, 2011
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i feel like posting in this thread once a day a way in which i didnt like this movie. i think i could do it for a year.
 

scrappy

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Mar 9, 2011
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not quite tomorrow yet but i feel like doing this anyway:

SPOILER ALERT

day 2: so let me get this straight. in batman begins bruce wayne, a famous billionaire (he probably has more money than that), has to grow a beard and live on the streets in some mongolian no name country and then get tossed in a back country prison to hide out...yet he still gets found.

but in the end of the dark knight rises he can just sit in the middle of a crowded italian cafe in a busy city after faking his death AND NOBODY FUCKING RECOGNIZES HIM!??!?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!?!?!
 

Logan

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Nov 10, 2003
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The real problem is how did he know exactly what cafe Alfred was talking about? Doesn't get hokier than that.
 

Andrew

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Christopher Nolan when he's told The Dark Knight Rises box office sales:
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scrappy

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Mar 9, 2011
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day 3: for a second there when i saw how many cop cars were chasing batman during that one scene i thought i was watching the blue brothers.
 
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