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Why are black people afraid to go to sleep?
Cause the last one who had a dream got shot.

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A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.

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What do you call a black airline pilot?
A pilot, you fucking racist.

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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning

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