JOKES

[Joe]

Why are black people afraid to go to sleep?
Cause the last one who had a dream got shot.

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A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.

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What do you call a black airline pilot?
A pilot, you fucking racist.

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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning

Post terrible jokes in this thread.

 

[Joe]

What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?
Nacho cheese

 

[Joe]

What do you do if the dishwasher doesn't work?
Smack the bitch.


NOTE: I do not condone violence against women.

 

[Logan]

Wedding Crashers.

What a great movie that was.

 

[Joe]

I do not understand that JOKE

 

[Logan]

Just thought of wedding crashers.

 

[Joe]

oh ok

can you post a joke

that is what this thread is for

 

[Bayli]

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

 

[Bronson]

that wasn't a joke

it was a conundrum, a riddle if you will.

 

[Joe]

urgh this thread failed

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

How can you tell if a black person finished highschool?
Yell out "Hey stupid nigger!", and see if he responds.

 

[Myoia]

Here's a tip
don't eat lead

 

[Patrick]

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay


because then they would be called bagels

 

[Tarvis]

Think about it

 

[Joe]

i get it!

 

[Joe]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556/

If only

 

[Joe]

fuck this thread