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Satch, GOW360 Hero and International badass, is suing Coldplay for stealing his muzaks. This is great cause Satriani is awesome and Coldplay are a bunch of slack-jawed faggots. Satch has said that "he wants an accountant to find out how much money they owe him or he never wants to hear the song again." I hope he wins and is provided with so much money that he is crowned Emperor of Earth.