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SuperAfroBoy

Vertical Bacon Sandwich
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Nov 10, 2003
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“Mexicans are mean! They will kill you and go right back to mexico, they dont care!”
“A hybrid sounds like a racial slur, and I don’t want to drive a racial slur.”
“Dora the Explorer is what is wrong with this country.”
“If I ever sound like you, I want you to kill me. But I’m not going to kill you, because I’m your father, and it’s my fault you’re like this.”
“I am not bringing cloth bags to the grocery store. I care about the environment, but we are not gypsies.”
 

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
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Nov 10, 2003
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"Stop hugging, this isn’t a god damned sitcom." My kind of PARENT