Grandest of Events Part 2

Tarvis

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Where: Big Otterville
When: Today, Tomorrow, Sunday
Who: Logan & Lauren
Why: Tarvis gettin' hitched.

Logan & Lauren arrived yesterday and got to see what butcher holler really is.

Some highlights so far:
  • Hotel couldn't figure out if there was a reservation for them and took like 10 minutes to get our asses to a room.
  • Logan dropped wedding gift at valet, 75% of the mugs perished in the tragedy.
  • Bellman somehow teleported to our room with our luggage. Suspecting foul play.
  • "WE GOT A WINNER HERE!"
  • "DO YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH THE TV OR THERMOSTAT?" "Nah, we can figure it out".
  • Thermostat temperature setting consisting of only "HIGH" or "LOW".
  • Finding real thermostat setting like 6 hours later.
  • "This place looks fancy, do we need to dress up?" "No, it's a fucking gas station".
  • Internet at hotel for Xbox are at a blazin 512K speeds. $20 A DAY for 2MB if you want that option.
  • Lauren calling for help twice because we couldn't get on internet. No help came from them.
  • Had to ask fiance on how to get on internet. SUCCESS!
Tonight's plans: Rehearsal, rehearsal dinner. Logan and Lauren comin' to mansion de Tarvis after that for some Wayne Gretzky. Wishing Andrew was here.

More to come!
 

Lulu

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UPDATE. This morning in the fine old money resort we had a fire alarm go off for over 20 min. After I had barely woke up, dear sweet Logan was running around putting on clothes telling me to get ready. I refused of course cause its 8 in the MORNING. So instead of running for saftey, I called the hotel AGAIN with them saying they are TESTING IT AT 8 IN THE MORNING. Ah gee thanks rude old people.
 

Tarvis

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Still have some sitting in the freezer. Probably won't ever eat them because they were already cooked and I got problem with reheating a cooked meal that was frozen again.
 
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