Grandest of Events Part 2

Discussion in 'Events' started by Tarvis, Oct 11, 2013.

  1. Tarvis

    Tarvis Yeah, that's right. Administrator

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    Where: Big Otterville
    When: Today, Tomorrow, Sunday
    Who: Logan & Lauren
    Why: Tarvis gettin' hitched.

    Logan & Lauren arrived yesterday and got to see what butcher holler really is.

    Some highlights so far:
    • Hotel couldn't figure out if there was a reservation for them and took like 10 minutes to get our asses to a room.
    • Logan dropped wedding gift at valet, 75% of the mugs perished in the tragedy.
    • Bellman somehow teleported to our room with our luggage. Suspecting foul play.
    • "WE GOT A WINNER HERE!"
    • "DO YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH THE TV OR THERMOSTAT?" "Nah, we can figure it out".
    • Thermostat temperature setting consisting of only "HIGH" or "LOW".
    • Finding real thermostat setting like 6 hours later.
    • "This place looks fancy, do we need to dress up?" "No, it's a fucking gas station".
    • Internet at hotel for Xbox are at a blazin 512K speeds. $20 A DAY for 2MB if you want that option.
    • Lauren calling for help twice because we couldn't get on internet. No help came from them.
    • Had to ask fiance on how to get on internet. SUCCESS!
    Tonight's plans: Rehearsal, rehearsal dinner. Logan and Lauren comin' to mansion de Tarvis after that for some Wayne Gretzky. Wishing Andrew was here.

    More to come!
     
  2. SuperAfroBoy

    SuperAfroBoy Vertical Bacon Sandwich Super Moderator

    Wish I could be there to class the place up! Try not to fart during the service, tarv
     
  3. Tarvis

    Tarvis Yeah, that's right. Administrator

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    I think you mean Logan
     
  4. Lulu

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    UPDATE. This morning in the fine old money resort we had a fire alarm go off for over 20 min. After I had barely woke up, dear sweet Logan was running around putting on clothes telling me to get ready. I refused of course cause its 8 in the MORNING. So instead of running for saftey, I called the hotel AGAIN with them saying they are TESTING IT AT 8 IN THE MORNING. Ah gee thanks rude old people.
     
  5. Tarvis

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    :eek:

    I've had at least 6 people ask me why I'm working today.
     
  6. Dave

    Dave We'll bang, okay? Senior Member

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  7. Lulu

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    looooooool waitin on travis to UPDATE
     
  8. Tarvis

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    you do it for me.
     
  9. belle

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    It is blowing my feeble mind that ya'll are still kicking around here. AND TRAVIS YOU GOT MARRIED?!!
     
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  10. Tarvis

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    Woah it's belle. WELCOME BACK! Yeah I did.
     
  11. Dave

    Dave We'll bang, okay? Senior Member

    Our blast from the past is BACK.
     
  12. Tarvis

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    :bunny:
     
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  13. SuperAfroBoy

    SuperAfroBoy Vertical Bacon Sandwich Super Moderator

    HEY
     
  14. Logan

    Logan Administrator

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    i was in the wedding!

    :eek:
     
  15. belle

    belle ich bin.

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    craaaaaaaaazy!

    congrats!! :bunny:

    and hi guys :3
     
  16. Tarvis

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    Location: CANADA?! Do you live near SAB?!
     
  17. Lulu

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    Big update from wedding: they had bagel bites.
    DONE
     
  18. Tarvis

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    Still have some sitting in the freezer. Probably won't ever eat them because they were already cooked and I got problem with reheating a cooked meal that was frozen again.
     
  19. Logan

    Logan Administrator

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    hi5 man me too
     
  20. Tarvis

    Tarvis Yeah, that's right. Administrator

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    WE GOT A WINNER RIGHT HERE!
     

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