Where: Big Otterville When: Today, Tomorrow, Sunday Who: Logan & Lauren Why: Tarvis gettin' hitched. Logan & Lauren arrived yesterday and got to see what butcher holler really is. Some highlights so far: Hotel couldn't figure out if there was a reservation for them and took like 10 minutes to get our asses to a room. Logan dropped wedding gift at valet, 75% of the mugs perished in the tragedy. Bellman somehow teleported to our room with our luggage. Suspecting foul play. "WE GOT A WINNER HERE!" "DO YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH THE TV OR THERMOSTAT?" "Nah, we can figure it out". Thermostat temperature setting consisting of only "HIGH" or "LOW". Finding real thermostat setting like 6 hours later. "This place looks fancy, do we need to dress up?" "No, it's a fucking gas station". Internet at hotel for Xbox are at a blazin 512K speeds. $20 A DAY for 2MB if you want that option. Lauren calling for help twice because we couldn't get on internet. No help came from them. Had to ask fiance on how to get on internet. SUCCESS! Tonight's plans: Rehearsal, rehearsal dinner. Logan and Lauren comin' to mansion de Tarvis after that for some Wayne Gretzky. Wishing Andrew was here. More to come!