F My Life

[Logan]

today i got god damn heat breathd. fuck that move. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

 

[Bronson]

You forgot the FML at the end.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. FML

 

[Logan]

 

[Dave]

olololololoololol

 

[Natalie]

hahahaha

 

[Tarvis]

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

 

[Tarvis]

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. Why? Apparently, it is suspicious for a dark-skinned man to drive his white girlfriend home past midnight. It "looks like a kidnapping." FML