Clusterfucks at the Office

[Joe]

Not that I work at an office, though.

So I get to work at 7:55 today, like every sunday. Oh look it's closed! The doors are locked, the gates down. Nobody's answering the bell or the phone. Clearly closed. I wait outside until 8:30 then I head home. Keep in mind it takes me half an hour to walk home, and it's fucking freezing outside. Typing this is hard cause my fingers are all stiff. So literally the goddamn second I get home I get a call from work. Sorry, no. Not coming in today, not walking all the way back again. Deal with it.

Don't you love efficiency?

 

[Dave]

WIN

 

[Tarvis]

hell with walking to work

 

[Joe]

It's mah only means of transportation unfortunately. My bike is broken and I'm too lazy to fix it and I don't have a car. And the buses don't run that early. So my ass is humpin' it.

 

[Tarvis]

quit like i should

 

[Dave]

We should all just quit our jobs!

 

[Joe]

I'm gonna sometime after Christmas.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

I can't really quit my job, since it'd be almost impossible to find one that pays as good, and ya know, I'm kinda in the middle of trying to buy a house.

 

[Joe]

Hey, man, it's like I said. Just kill for money!