Barbs
Biri
- Mar 5, 2011
- 388
- 35
User: Scrambled eggs.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: How exactly do you propose I prove my fineness?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: Should we talk about my flair?
Cleverbot: As you like.
User: I don't really like talking about my flair.
Cleverbot: You don't like sports?
User: That's quite an extrapolation.
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: Tell me something that no one else knows.
Cleverbot: Tell nothing to thy friend which why enemy May not know.
User: If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that ...
Cleverbot: You would have one nickel.
User: Aren't you fucking clever, then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: First time we've agreed, breast-face.
Cleverbot: Do me a favor.
User: Anything. What's do you need from me. I'm here for you.
Cleverbot: What is there for you to tell me?
User: Uh... I like turtles.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind of turtle?
User: One with a good sense of humor.
Cleverbot: You can save that for yourself.
User: *narrows eyes*.
Cleverbot: How about cows, you must like cows.
User: Medium rare, bubba.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Let's get married!
Cleverbot: You're too fickle for me.
User: You know I've got a fickle heart and bitterness and wandering eye and a heaviness in my head...
Cleverbot: Can you tell me who the next president will be?
User: I couldn't be paid to care in nickels.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite team?
User: Team Edward.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because nipples.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because always nipples.
Cleverbot: How do you know it?
User: I believe I've won this pointless conversation.
Cleverbot: Maybe in a past verse but no I can't recall ever having this conversation with you before.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: How exactly do you propose I prove my fineness?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: Should we talk about my flair?
Cleverbot: As you like.
User: I don't really like talking about my flair.
Cleverbot: You don't like sports?
User: That's quite an extrapolation.
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: Tell me something that no one else knows.
Cleverbot: Tell nothing to thy friend which why enemy May not know.
User: If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that ...
Cleverbot: You would have one nickel.
User: Aren't you fucking clever, then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: First time we've agreed, breast-face.
Cleverbot: Do me a favor.
User: Anything. What's do you need from me. I'm here for you.
Cleverbot: What is there for you to tell me?
User: Uh... I like turtles.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind of turtle?
User: One with a good sense of humor.
Cleverbot: You can save that for yourself.
User: *narrows eyes*.
Cleverbot: How about cows, you must like cows.
User: Medium rare, bubba.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Let's get married!
Cleverbot: You're too fickle for me.
User: You know I've got a fickle heart and bitterness and wandering eye and a heaviness in my head...
Cleverbot: Can you tell me who the next president will be?
User: I couldn't be paid to care in nickels.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite team?
User: Team Edward.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because nipples.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because always nipples.
Cleverbot: How do you know it?
User: I believe I've won this pointless conversation.
Cleverbot: Maybe in a past verse but no I can't recall ever having this conversation with you before.
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