Casey, MY new best friend

[Andrew]

I came waddling down the stairs today to find a package waiting for me on our table. Upon further inspection I found it was sent from NJ. I knew then that only a handful of individuals would send me a package from NJ. I knew it had to be a Casey/Mike partnership.

I searched the box, and after a hard laugh, I managed to picture everything I received:

*One tube of Crimp Pins (with instructions)/*Two bamboo chop sticks from Kari-Out Co./*One wrapped spoon/*One bag of bolts/*One media drive/*One Ethernet to USB thumb drive by SMC/*One Intel Core box with artwork inside/*One coaxial cable/*One Ethernet cable/*One black pen type screwy thing/*One lent roller

*Eleven or Twelve National Pipe Hanger business cards cut in half/*One ketchup packet/*One salt packet/*One gel wrist rest for keyboard use/*One bent key with tag reading "Desk Drawer Left" and "Casey Farr"/*One Chinese fortune cookie fortune reading "Never stop. One always stop as soon as something is about to happen."/*One Gigabyte sticker/*One Dolby sticker/*One Intel Core i5 sticker/*One large metal nut/*One roll of yellow wrapping/*One tube of perfumed body powder/*One empty Papermate tape dispenser/*One large metal piece

*One Excel Co. mug (broken)/*One Windows 7 Professional dvd/*One Halloween Spongebob puzzle/*One Goldberg Who's Next lanyard

*One Rollin Deas card with "blunts" written on

*One Tork bathroom tissue ad/*One Vaseline ad/*One Maxithins Feminine Protection ad/*One Kimberly-Clark exam latex gloves ad

 

[Dave]

I lost it at Rollin Deas Blunts.

Casey is fucking delivering.

 

[Andrew]

(I'll have to find a way to show all six of them)
*Six altered National Pipe Hanger greeting cards for humorous effect

*One picture of a very annoyed child on a toy Harley Davidson bike

*One American flag DoWrap/*One National Pipe Hanger t-shirt

Thank you for the wonderful gifts Casey. I will be sure to treasure them always.

 

[Andrew]

By the way, the artwork inside the Intel box is this with an alien and a palm tree added

 

[Logan]

The only feminine protection Andrew needs is a stick to beat them off of him with.

 

[Casey]

Haha, that mug was NOT supposed to be broken.

Mike fucked up when he re packed it.

Im losing it over the broken mug. Lol

What do you think of dees nuts?

You GOTTA post the pictures of the cards. They are Mikes comedic genius.

 

[Oobs]

seeing these reminds me that the little things in life are special

 

[mikegfy]

that Goldberg lanyard was hangin out in my basement for years. That pic of of the kid on the harley is my son. That mug was not well made, that is why it is not for sale.

 

[Barbs]

Prepare for some good-natured ribbing, Mike.

 

[Casey]

I know, I get it.