An Actual Complain Letter Sent to American Airlines

[Dave]

.

 

[Chris]

 

[Logan]

My sentiments exactly.

 

[Bronson]

Pretty good.

 

[Barbs]

It wasn't a TL;DR for me - I dug it. But, I write a blog, so I appreciate a well-crafted grievance letter. (I'm also over the age of 25, so I have an attention span.) I especially enjoyed the bit about poop.

 

[Bronson]

^Human torch

 

[Chris]

SERIOUSLY

 

[Casey]

It wasn't a TL;DR for me - I dug it. But, I write a blog, so I appreciate a well-crafted grievance letter. (I'm also over the age of 25, so I have an attention span.) I especially enjoyed the bit about poop.

I'm almost 26, and I can't focus on shit.

 

[Barbs]

Well, it's not your fault, it's society. Just to clarify, I wasn't snarking at young people, it was referring to how fast-paced things are now. Everything's a mobile device, phones are in your pockets and they have internet - books are on Kindles, etc. I wasn't being snotty, I'm just from a generation right before everything got insane, so I can still see a wall of text and not immediately scream teal deer.

Now fuck off ... and get off my lawn.

 

[Chris]

[video=youtube;8vS6syL0-jM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vS6syL0-jM[/video]

 

[Casey]

I can't play electric guitar.

I'm far too hard on the strings and I ALWAYS pop my high e. So, I sold my electric.


Learned on acoustic and you have to have a heavy hand to produce the sound you want. Or maybe, I'm just the hulk and I don't know it.

SMASH!

 

[Chris]

JIMMY DEAN FINGERS

 

[Casey]

I do have big fat sausage fingers on these giant man hands.

 

[Bronson]

she's got man hands!

 

[Bayli]

My fingers are crooked. Like, REALLY crooked.

 

[Logan]

It's not a...twist off.

 

[Bayli]

Make a wish!

Welp now I gotta make a gif of the head shake he does after that.

 

[Logan]

There's a beach towel on the right...

 

[Bayli]

 

[Barbs]

Didn't come true.