Abortion

[Joe]

When god's given you more than your fair portion, fix your mistake with Frank's home abortion!

I love how all those commenters were getting so offended. What a bunch of losers.

 

[bayli]

There are windmill kicks on Ragnarok. :>
Silly TaeKwons. D:

 

[Logan]

yeah gotta love the bloody scooper being slammed into the dishwasher.

 

[Joe]

Windmill kicks exist in only 2 places:
1) In the textbooks
2) In the minds of those who believe in them.
They're not something that exists in the real world, but most are too blinded by faith to realize that.


(That's my version of an actual quote from the penny-arcade forums regarding evolution. I swear to fucking god somebody actually said this.)

 

[Tarvis]

I'm taking logan's pic and seeing if this works.

 

[Alicia]

A windmill kick is when you kick while spining in the air so you get kicked with both feet not just one.

 

[Joe]

man i want somebody to try that on me so i could step back and watch them fall flat on their face like a dumbass. then i'd lay down an armbar. yeah i dish out the pain bitches.

 

[Bronson]

I could imagine the Russian doing a windmill kick with toilet shoes. Man, that would rock.

Well, imma go download that movie.

 

[belle]

i just waited like 5 minutes for a sneeze and it finally came and god damn that was satisfying.
i just wanted to let everyone know.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

a sneeze stimulates your body similarly to an orgasm, teehee

 

[Logan]

i'm a big fan of the drawn-out sneeze.

it's like a personal victory.

 

[Patrick]

nosegasm

 

[Joe]

Goddamn this thread was a clusterfuck of retardation

 

[Mitch]

hmmm I don't think the issue though was a question of choice, it was a question about which life you were concentrating on.
I think the phrase pro-choice is stupid anyways, it's called pro-abortion. I hate debates like this, they piss me off because no matter how much someone gets a point through, it doesn't seem to effect anyone anyways.
fuck.

 

[Bronson]

i stay away from this stuff for the same reasons mitch said.

i also love how logan bragged through the whole thread about being right and never once stated any reason why.

 

[Tarvis]

lol is that any different than usual?

I'm right fuck you.

 

[Joe]

actually yknow what its kinda funny really

 

[Hollow Hills]

It should be nobody's decision but the woman who has to deal with the pregnancy.
No matter what the circumstance.

Either way, I'm all for abortin' dem fetuses.

 

[Joe]

sometimes the fetus slips off my spoon and its just really messy

 

[Bayli]

the patented fetus scoop