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  1. TalesOfPants

    ????????????

    The delay will be longer, but I am willing to do so. Also, if the demand is high enough (this may take a long while) I will do an authentic costumed "Sweet Transvestite" in GH: Warriors of Rock.
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    Next time, I shall set up my Mic stand and do guitar/bass and vocals for Megadeth.
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    ????????????

    Pro-tip: One does not hear 'drunken singing' when one is drunk. They hear a vocal legend that cannot be matched. In reality, they are terrible. But God... it feels amazing.
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    ????????????

    It's exactly what it looks like. And I don't give a damn. I will do any RB song. If I don't have it, I'll get it eventually. Hint: If you don't get it, the point is that I am destroying music intentionally for the amusement of like... 3 people. That's the joke.
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    Nintendo 2012 E3 Press Conference Live Thread!

    Just Dance = An abortion of Dance Central. Just sayin'.
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    Nintendo 2012 E3 Press Conference Live Thread!

    I can't watch it live, but yeah. I need them to announce some sort of third party exclusive for my body to be ready.
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    The Lazy Reviewer Thread

    My desire for Forza Horizon: Giant rigid boner. <3 Forza
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    New Gears of War game!?!??!

    That trailer was more interesting than Gears of War 1-3 in their entirety. Note: That means it was only interesting enough to make me watch it once and consider looking for it when it's $30.
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    Mega Man Legends 3 Cancellation: The Fall of Capcom

    "We will take everything that would normally be on-disk that you want to not be locked at all, and will instead make it take up space on your harddrive. Yes, you still have to pay."
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    Sega Cancels Development on Bayonetta Sequel

    In terms of games where I've had the most pure nonstop fun, Bayonetta easily ranks #1 on that list for this gen.
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    Sega Cancels Development on Bayonetta Sequel

    I'd highly doubt the truth of the rumor, I think it's playing off of SEGA's financial trouble, which hasn't stopped them from budgeting some pretty risky games. Bayonetta 2 would be a relatively safe bet, methinks. I think it all boils down to whether or not P+ wants to make a Bayonetta sequel...
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    What Game Are You Currently Playing?

    Phantasy Star Portable 2, 'cause I loves me mah Phantasy Star. Surprisingly, I've been able to make a few friends in the limited online community. It's nice.
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    I'm way stronger than Travis

    3:30AM Ate 2 corndogs. 3:35AM Ran a marathon while dragging 300lbs of corndogs behind me on a sled. 8:00AM Ate 300lbs of corndogs. Gained their power, and now I'm so much stronger than Travis, we should pity him.
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    Battlefield 3 Thread!

    i <3 Battlefield 3, but I'm terrible. Play with me, it'd be nice to have a squad that actually talks for once.
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    IGN takes a dump on Ninja Gaiden 3

    Yes, ma'am. D:
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    IGN takes a dump on Ninja Gaiden 3

    I appreciate it, I really do, but there's far too much love in this thread about gore and (apparently) shit.
  17. TalesOfPants

    ITT we diss people's SSFIV Fighting style

    TalesOfPants: Playing as Sakura or C. Viper- Pretend he knows what he's doing by actually doing a couple special attacks. Quickly devolves into just randomly doing shit until he loses. Playing as Rose (without practice)- Forgets how to use Soul Reflect and Soul Throw and quickly loses...
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    IGN takes a dump on Ninja Gaiden 3

    Sorry peoples, I've had tons of life shit (apparently I have an eye disease and will probably never be able to drive again), at one point was working 3 jobs (2 full-time, 1 on-call, and taking the bus due to said eye disease), and generally playing games as much as I can with the little time I...
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    IGN takes a dump on Ninja Gaiden 3

    Taking the Itagaki out of the Team Ninja and taking the difficulty out of the Ninja Gaiden 3 = Shitty times had by all. Guess I'll play Bayonetta again (not like that's a bad thing...). Also, GODDAMMIT JAY WHY ARE YOU SO BALD!?
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