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  1. Barbs

    DER EYES

    Your eyes are rounder than mine, Casey. And have fewer teeth.
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    DER EYES

    I'm 11 years older, so shut up. Your eyes are actually less slanted than I though. Maybe I just get dazzled by how enormous they are.
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    Gettin a kitten for Christmas

    I would like to have him yell at me for something. Then I'd scratch his head and tell him he really isn't that angry with me.
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    Gettin a kitten for Christmas

    You need a box of those, Logan.
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    Gettin a kitten for Christmas

    You have troubles, Travis.
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    Gettin a kitten for Christmas

    Uh. *raises hand* I will look at pretty much anyone's boobs.
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    The Death of Twinkies!?

    I'll miss the cupcakes. I can't eat Twinkies anymore, they just taste like garbage to me. The fruit pies ... delicious, but my god. So calorie-filled, the only way I could justify eating them is if a meteor were about to slam into the earth.
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    Christmas 2012

    Well, I don't spread it around. I keep it specific.
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    Gettin a kitten for Christmas

    All of the cats I've had have been from shelters or strays. But I really do like that grumpy cat.
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    Christmas 2012

    And .... ?
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    Gettin a kitten for Christmas

    I want THIS cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INscMGmhmX4 If I had him, it would be impossible to be depressed. Or maybe I'd like a Scottish fold or less grumpy Munchkin kitty.
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    Christmas 2012

    I would like a pair of leather knee boots but Santa is not taking my calls.
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    Gettin a kitten for Christmas

    I used to have a cat named Scrappy. He was black and scrappy.
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    Snip Snip

    It refers to the slant, not your retardation level. Take a picture of your eye, Casey. You have quite a slant there, SAB. I wonder if the blue-eyed regulars in here out-number the hazels and browns.
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    Snip Snip

    You better watch out. I got POWERS. (also, major red eye.)
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    Snip Snip

    Jesus Christ my eye looks big there. Anyway, the inner corner of your eye being lower than your outer is called a mongoloid slant. I have a very slight one, Casey's is more prominent. Your outer corner is at least parallel (from what I could tell) and possibly a bit lower. I notice this...
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    Snip Snip

    You were the one talking about his "gorgeously intense blue eyes". I haven't seen that picture, only one from further away. He does have a nearly anti-mongoloid slant, though.
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    Gettin a kitten for Christmas

    That's a complicated name for a kitten. I think you're just doing it so that if it gets lost, you can shout it all over your neighborhood.
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    Snip Snip

    Normal is better than horribly disfigured. What am I supposed to do? Call him cute? Guys hate that.
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    Welcome New Friends!

    Nah, it's a tv show kinda thing. I can't promise it's any less creepy, but it's definitely a different tone than Tim and Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAwappuvPs On second though, it's probably JUST as creepy.