"I require ponies and action figures. And possibly monkeys." - <a href="http://www.queenofwands.net">Queen of Wands</a>
"'So that was the king of Rohan!' said Pippin in an undertone. 'A fine old fellow. Very polite.'" - <i>The Two Towers</i>, by J. R. R. Tolkien (like you didn't know)