Osama Bin Laden is dead

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That is the best fucking thing I've seen in about 6 months. If Obama had actually done that, I would ... blow Mark Zuckerberg. Trust me, that is saying A LOT.

Here's the story. It's not hilarious, it's stupid.

I was at work - I was a secretary at the time, for a large insurance claims office. I'd just walked to the kitchen to get a coffee. We had one of those coffee machines, so as it was doing its thing, I wandered into the break room. Two co-workers were standing there in front of the television, as stiff as wooden boards - the tv wasn't usually on during the day, but before I had a chance to even think about how that was weird, I saw a plane fly into one of the towers.

It was way too much too absorb. One of my co-workers said, "The World Trade Center is under attack." in a completely flat tone, the way you'd say, "The post office is on the corner."

I turned to grab my coffee and said the most asinine thing possible, "How can the World Trade Center be under a tack? A tack is tiny, and a building is huge." I looked into my cup. The machine had brewed me a disgusting cup of weak coffee. Again.

I walked back to my cubicle. My friend Nancy had grown used to the sound of my walk, so when she heard me approaching, her silver-haired head with the bright smile popped out of her cubicle and she said brightly, "What's up?"

I said, "The coffee machine is giving brown water and planes are flying into the World Trade Center."
 

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I was in english class in 10th grade. I don't really remember who first said it, but they turned TV on and we watched the news about it for the whole class.
 

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I was in 5th grade. The teachers were really secretive about what was going on and a few people had early dismissals.
 

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Other U.S. officials said one of bin Laden's sons and two of his most trusted couriers also were killed, as was an unidentified woman who was used as a human shield.

Shepard confirmed for Bin Laden's killer.

[video=youtube;dU32yQ0-d7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU32yQ0-d7o[/video]
 

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Hmmm, story......I was a sophomore in college and it happened on a Tuesday or Thursday because I had no class that day. My roommate (Eric) comes back in early (its about 10 am) from class and the conversation ensues as follows.....

Eric: ~kicks my bed~ Get up you lazy asshole! Shit happened and the twin towers got blown up.
Me: -.- shut up you lying shifty jew and let me sleep.

(on a side note, he was jewish and we were good friends)

Eric: ~kicks bed again~ I'm not lying and you are still lazy. GET UP!!
Me: ME NEED SLEEPYYYYYYYY
Eric: ~turns on tv~ LOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Me: DAMNNNNNNN!!!!!!! Let's watch this ~gets outta bed and sits in chair~
Eric: Dude, not in your boxers. Put SOMETHING ON FIRST!!!